Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Pray For The Hoff, But Not For Gibson

HASSELHOFF DRUNK, LIVE TV

In yet another interview, Hasselhoff confirmed what some fans of his series “Knight Rider” always suspected: that Kitt, the talking car, was, in fact, gay. And he had the hots for his driver.

“We have some fairly X-rated outtakes on Knight Rider,” Hasselhoff told startled students at Trinity College in Dublin. “Kitt was constantly asking: ‘Do you want me to take you home Michael?’ in that very camp voice of his.”

THE HOFF CRIED FOR TAYLOR! (No idea which way that sways ya, but it was FUNNY way back when)

ANOTHER REPORT OF "SOBER" MEL
“He definitely was drinking Budweiser. I saw him.”

Personally I think he's dealing with guilt over being part of the war machine, a modern day Leni Riefenstahl, ironically enough. He helped push the religious revolution forward, with its perpetual pull towards war and paranoia. Now that I think of it, he prolly thinks the world will end any moment and he might as well be drinking...


Odd Lil Movie, Hilarious Lil Movie, (shakes head) White Folks. ;)